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Satire about George W. Bush
Biden "Out-Bumpkins" Palin
Nov 3 2008
The Health Report: Holiday Spending Soars for Pets, Plummets for Children
Dec 27 2006
Special Election 2006 Health Report: The Blind Can See!
Nov 9 2006
The Health Report: Studies Show President Bush Does Not Have Dementia
Oct 12 2006
From Hero to Nero: Heck of a Job Bushie
Oct 10 2006
In National Security Move, GOP Pushes Ban on Horse Slaughter
Oct 6 2006
Will Lay's Corpse Serve His Prison Time?
Oct 3 2006
The Health Report: Donald Rumsfeld Defends President Bush's Vacation Time
Aug 31 2006
Santorum Claims Iraq WMDs Found Up His Bum
Aug 25 2006
South of the Border's Pedro "Public Enemy Numero Uno"
May 23 2006
Be Still My Heart: Cheney Donates to Charity
May 10 2006
Presidential Terrier Barney Resigns White House Post
May 9 2006
The Health Report: White House Crisis - Medications Failing America!
Apr 27 2006
President Bush Enrolls in Home Schooling; First Lady to Teach
Apr 20 2006
The Health Report: President Bush - Proof That Cloning is Dangerous
Apr13 2006
Curmudgeon Bastard: Uniquely American
Apr 5 2006
The Health Report: Cheerful Men at Lower Risk of Heart Disease
Mar 10 2006
Bush Invites Bode Miller to White House
Mar 10 2006
The Health Report: New Studies Indicate President Bush "Addicted to Secrecy"
Feb 17 2006
Health Report Breaking News - President Bush's Favorite Teether Recalled for Contamination
Feb 5 2006
Bush Administration Refuses to Kiss and Tell on Katrina
Feb 2 2006
In Ongoing Hunt for Bin Laden, CIA Strike Destroys Canadian Town
Jan 31 2006
Samuel Alito: Secret Satanist
Jan 30 2006
Bush Secretly Authorized Middle-Eastern Internment Camps
Jan 26 2006
Revealed: Why George Bush Didn't Ask a FISA Court for Permission
Jan 20 2006
The Health Report: The WME Is Listening...
Jan 19 2006
Polls Show Americans Welcome Domestic Spying, Torture
Jan 17 2006
NASA's Pluto Plan "Just Plain Goofy"
Jan 16 2006
Alito "Can't Recall" Attending Princeton; "Sorta Remembers" Strip Searches Of 10-Year-Old Girls
Jan 10 2006
GQ Magazine Under Surveillance After Bin Laden Niece Interview
Jan 3 2005
The Curmudgeon Bastard: Designer Cocktails for a Thousand?!
Dec 28 2005
Revealed: Bush Chose Alito Because "Jesus Wrote the Constitution"
Dec 20 2005
The Health Report: Holiday Spending Medications!
Dec 8 2005
NBC: "All Good News, All the Time," Says Couric
Dec 7 2005
Condi Visits Secret CIA Camps in Europe, Tells Brits to "Back Off"
Dec 5 2005
Vice President Cheney's Office Leaks Name of Unknown Soldier
Nov 30 2005
Latest Plamegate Bombshell: Woodward Under the Bed at St. Regis Hotel
Nov 17 2005
The Health Report: President Bush Sends Free Poultry and Heartburn Meds to the Poor for Thanksgiving
Nov 17 2005
J-Lo "Pissed" at Losing Fed Slot to Bernanke
Nov 16 2005
FEMA Fashionista: Brown Unveils New Clothing Line
Nov 7 2005
World Rushes to Defend Bush Against Accusations of Incompetence - Part 2 of 2
Nov 5 2005
World Rushes to Defend Bush Against Accusations of Incompetence
Nov 4 2005
The Health Report: Bird Flu "A North Korean Hoax," Says Cabinet
Nov 3 2005
George W. Bush Revealed to Be Special Effects Creation
Nov 1 2005
Bush Swindles Nagin to Save Fantasy Football Season
Sep 29 2005
Hurricanes Show God Loves White, Rich People Best, Say Theologians
Sep 28 2005
Bush Appoints Another - Uh, Winner? - to FEMA
Sep 27 2005
George W. Bush - An Army of One
Sep 26 2005
Health Report: WME Prescribes Lunesta for All Americans
Sep 22 2005
More New Orleans Back Story: Flood Waters Reveal Disgusting Muck, Cheney's Undisclosed Location
Sep 22 2005
Rapturists Sue Feds Over Children Left Behind
Sep 20 2005
Final Blame for New Orleans Fiasco Pinned on French
Sep 14 2005
Katrina Bailout Bill Saves People, Pork
Sep 13 2005
Health Report: In Wake of Katrina Disaster, Medications Fail Bush
Sep 8 2005
Bush Brings Hope, Finger-Licking BBQ Sauce to the Masses
Sep 7 2005
Supreme Court News: Bush Reluctantly Taps Kanye West to Replace Rehnquist
Sep 4 2005
Bush, Lawmakers Endorse All-American Energy Bill
Sep 1 2005
Bush Places Blame for War Dead on Parents
Aug 30 2005
Bush Meets With Cindy Sheehan, Offers Coke and Sympathy
Aug 18 2005
"Mama's Boy" George Bush Gets the Business From Barb on Their Oprah Appearance
Aug 11 2005
Gay-Friendly God Smites Boy Scouts
Aug 10 2005
Bush Shoves Bolton Up United Nations Assembly
Aug 8 2005
Pundit Robert Novak Joins "Dick" Cheney at Cussers Anonymous
Aug 5 2005
Kerry's Adult Film Did Not Violate Law
Aug 4 2005
Judith Miller Pardoned; Receives Highest Presidential Honor
Aug 4 2005
Fun With Dubya - The Movie Collection
Aug 4 2005
Karl Rove Charged in Convenience Store Theft
Jul 21 2005
In a Huge Surprise, Bush Nominates White Guy for Supreme Court
Jul 20 2005
God Denies That He Has No Heart
Jul 14 2005
Tom Cruise Named Surgeon General
Jul 4 2005
Last American MIAs from Vietnam War Discovered in the White House
Jun 28 2005
Bush Hails New Wonder Drug That Cures 296 Diseases
Jun 4 2005
Cheney Lashes Out at Almost Everybody
Jun 3 2005
Rumsfeld Gives Order to Shoot Down Amish Aircraft
May 31 2005
Senior-Sex Marriages "A Threat to America," Bush Says
May 28 2005
DeadBrain Time Machine: Vegas Man Hits Demi/Bush/Britney Trifecta
May 28 2005
At Newsweek, Ritual Suicides and Flagellation
May 20 2005
Clinton, Gore Team Up to Save Dennis Miller's Career
May 20 2005
Texas Seeks to Outgun Florida
May 3 2005
Word Association with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
May 1 2005
The Crème de la Crème of White House Press Briefings
Apr 29 2005
Meet the "Beetles" - The New Fab Three of Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld
Apr 22 2005
Bush's Papal Gamble Pays Off...Sort Of
Apr 21 2005
New York Times to Examine the "Important Stuff"
Apr 20 2005
UN Nominee Bolton to Undergo Anger Management Therapy With Jack Nicholson
Apr 19 2005
Bush Seeks to Become Next Pope
Apr 8 2005
Billy Bob Thornton Blasts Activist Judges
Apr 7 2005
Minnesota School Deaths Blamed on "Spontaneous Human Perforation"
Mar 30 2005
Bono "Pissed" At Losing World Bank Slot to Paul Wolfowitz
Mar 29 2005
Dem Senators Lambast New Fed Head Jennifer Lopez
Mar 17 2005
A Day and a Night of Horse Feathers and Animal Crackers in Duck Soup
Mar 15 2005
White House to Host "Mission Accomplished II" Gala March 19th
Mar 14 2005
Bin Laden Discounts Russell Crowe's Value, Highlights Others
Mar 10 2005
Extending a Middle Finger, Not a Hand
Mar 8 2005
Congressman's Syria Joke Bombs...Sort Of
Mar 5 2005
New Fed Head Warns Against "Primatizing" Social Security
Mar 4 2005
Double Vision and Condemnation at Jackson Trial
Feb 28 2005
Putin Scolds Bush Over Democracy Erosion in United States
Feb 26 2005
Cheney's Daughter Gets Plum Job
Feb 25 2005
Hunter S. Thompson, Author, Dies of Old Age
Feb 21 2005
North Korea Opens Arms Talks With Tommy Hilfiger
Feb 19 2005
Mel Gibson Tapped For Papacy; J-Lo To Head Fed
Feb 9 2005
Captured Cody Doll Solves Bush's Troop Rotation Problem, Opens Door to Iran Invasion
Feb 6 2005
Anti-Bush Bumper Sticker Leads to Threat of Iraq Duty or RNC Bathroom Duty
Feb 4 2005
The Corrected Text of the State of the Union Address
Feb 3 2005
Turmoil During Sunday's Iraqi Election!
Feb 2 2005
Island Give-Away Winners Live to Regret It When Team America Moves In
Jan 31 2005
Sex Bomb's a Dud, but Others in Pipeline
Jan 21 2005
Bush's "Watch My Comments" Resolution Turns Staff Upside Down on Eve Of Inaugural
Jan 19 2005
NBC Embeds Journalists for the Pitt-Aniston Separation Coverage
Jan 14 2005
Dominant Dope Denigrates Diminutive Dummies
Jan 12 2005
Top Ten Satire Headlines for Brad and Jennifer's Breakup (aka "The Aniston-Pitt Split")
Jan 10 2005
Channeling Nixon, Bush Says "I Am Not a Cheapskate"
Jan 8 2005
Alberto Gonzales Whips Everyone Into Shape at His Confirmation Hearing
Jan 7 2005
Exclusive: Clarence Thomas Responds to "Justice for Hire" Charges
Jan 5 2005
Ashcroft Supports Kentucky Woman in Rebel Flag Flap
Dec 29 2004
Rubber-Stamp Scandal Draws "Time-Out" For Rumsfeld
Dec 21 2004
President Bush Dumps Laura, Claiming Need for a Son to Carry on His Legacy - Part 2
Dec 14 2004
President Bush Dumps Laura, Claiming Need for a Son to Carry on His Legacy - Part 1
Dec 13 2004
President Fingers Wife for Porn Job
Dec 9 2004
Enrollment In Elite Schools Plummets After Bush Win
Dec 6 2004
President Bush Escapes From Canada Unharmed; Befuddlement Level Stable
Dec 4 2004
President Bush Announces Massive "Mortuary Arts" Community College Initiative
Nov 29 2004
DeadBrain Time Machine: President Schwarzenegger Says, "I Am a Girlie Man!"
Nov 26 2004
Say Cheese: Virgin Mary Wants Some Respect
Nov 21 2004
Capitol Hill Becomes Faith Hill
Nov 20 2004
Exclusive: Faking Out America with Funny Money
Nov 16 2004
Ohioans Embrace New Image; State Calls for All Haters to "Come Home"
Nov 15 2004
FCC Threatens to Whack More TV Shows Through Heady Abuse of Power
Nov 13 2004
John Ashcroft Resigns; Will Join ACLU on January 1, 2005
Nov 11 2004
French Peacekeepers Strafed in Ivory Coast; Bush Denies Responsibility
Nov 10 2004
French Hospital: "Bush Deliberately Withheld Flu Vaccine from Ailing Yasser Arafat"
Nov 9 2004
Ridge Announces "Code Green" Status for Smallest Nebraska Town
Nov 9 2004
Sunday Religion Update: Bush Win Prompts Tears in Heaven
Nov 7 2004
A Menace to Democracy: Idiot Voters
Nov 6 2004
Jet Strafes School to Thwart Terrorists; "Definitely Not" George Bush on a Victory Joyride
Nov 5 2004
"Bawing" Voter Protest Wiping - Err, Sweeping the Nation
Nov 4 2004
Kerry Loss Being Blamed on Campaign Strategist Jon Lovitz
Nov 4 2004
Ralph Nader Ends Campaign by Attacking Netzero's "Candidate Zero" for Lying About Free Internet Access
Nov 2 2004
Thousands of Canadian Seniors Protest Kerry's Drug Import Plan
Nov 2 2004
Ten Reasons You Absolutely SHOULD NOT Vote in Tomorrow's Presidential Election
Nov 1 2004
Thrown Off the Bus with Bush
Nov 1 2004
Unusual Names Showing Up on Florida Absentee Ballots
Nov 1 2004
Ronald Reagan Reanimated for Election Push
Oct 25 2004
Kerry Preemptively Declares Victory in Election 2004
Oct 23 2004
President Unveils Double-Headed Porn Czar
Oct 18 2004
Bush Promises "Maternity Camps" for Amoral Women
Oct 15 2004
Bush Makes Final Debate "All-Out Gag Fest"
Oct 14 2004
The Bush Camp Enlists Chicken Little to Help Get Out the Vote
Oct 13 2004
Kerry Uncaps Votes of Drinkers, Addicts
Oct 11 2004
Staying on the Bus with Bush
Oct 10 2004
Local Donkey Wounded During US Marine Raid of Iraqi School
Oct 9 2004
A Wooden Presidential Debate
Oct 9 2004
Erratic Dick Cheney Shocks Vice Presidential Debate Viewers
Oct 6 2004
Fox Frets "Martha's Bitches" Won't Be Bitchy Enough
Oct 4 2004
North Korea Offers Nuke Talks, Cheerleaders
Oct 4 2004
DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for the First Presidential Debate
Oct 1 2004
Bush: I'll Adopt Kerry's Iraq Plan, No Need to Vote for Him Now
Sep 30 2004
NBC Contemplates Airing Condoleezza Rice Diary
Sep 27 2004
President Bush Lonely, Pining for Condoleezza Rice After Her "Extreme Makeover"
Sep 23 2004
CBS Retracts Abu Ghraib Torture Story, Apologizes to Bush
Sep 21 2004
Planet of the Apes Star Reveals Secret Past with Bush
Sep 13 2004
Questions Raised About Authenticity of Bush Diplomas, Birth Certificate
Sep 11 2004
Bush Ordered to Active Duty for Failure to Complete Military Obligation
Sep 11 2004
Ralph Nader Becomes "Ralphie Nizzle the Corvair Slayer" to Attract Black Vote
Sep 9 2004
Liberal Media Manipulated GOP Demographics During Bush Convention Speech, Analysis Proves
Sep 4 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Thursday's Republican Convention Events
Sep 3 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Wednesday's Republican Convention Events
Sep 2 2004
Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 3
Sep 2 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Tuesday's Republican Convention Events
Sep 1 2004
"Stoned Guy" Reports on Monday's Republican Convention Events
Aug 31 2004
Loathing Laura: America Turns on Its First Lady - Part 1
Aug 31 2004
Bush-Cheney '04 Holds McCain's Family at "Undisclosed Location"
Aug 30 2004
Fresh From Swift Boat Victory, Karl Rove Sits Down with DeadBrain
Aug 30 2004
Kerry's Attack Sinks Swift Boat Critics
Aug 29 2004
Bush Seeks Congressional Medal of Honor for Scarred Liver, Saving Co-ed From Pool
Aug 23 2004
Bush Retracts Bin Laden Steel Cage Match Offer
Aug 19 2004
Lagging in Campaign Fundraising, Bush Offers Line of New Hygiene Products
Aug 18 2004
McGreevey's Admission Opens the Door for Other Politicians
Aug 17 2004
Charley Attacks Florida; Kerry Has Unexpected 'Nam Flashback
Aug 17 2004
America's Unemployed Linked to Al-Qaeda
Aug 16 2004
Survey: Seniors Jonesing for Canadian Fix
Aug 16 2004
Colin Powell, Ahmed Chalabi Skipping RNC Bash
Aug 12 2004
Democrats: GOP Silenced Rick James to Prevent Kerry Endorsement
Aug 11 2004
Bush May Become Cable Fishing Show Co-Host
Aug 11 2004
Republicans Announce Plans for Family Fun at RNC
Aug 10 2004
Sunday Mystery: Three Davenport, Iowa Robberies Solved!
Aug 8 2004
Bush PDB Writer Resigns, Starts New Career With Cliffs Notes
Aug 3 2004
James Earl Jones Named CIA Chief
Aug 2 2004
Democratic Convention Coverage: Satire Guild President's Thursday Analysis
Jul 30 2004
Ann Coulter Warns of "Biased Banshees of Summer"
Jul 26 2004
Insurgents Aim to Iraq the Vote in November
Jul 25 2004
"None of the Above" Added to Presidential Ballot
Jul 20 2004
Dennis Miller Jailed as Saddam Hussein Double
Jul 20 2004
Bush's "Pet Goat" Nemesis Negotiating Democratic Convention Appearance
Jul 15 2004
Kenneth Lay Pleads Ignorance, Stupidity, Alzheimer's
Jul 12 2004
F-Bomb Triggers Halliburton Stock Dumping on Bush Loss Fears
Jul 11 2004
A Dysfunctional Family of Five Reviews...Anchorman!
Jul 10 2004
Miami Police Claim Drudge Guilty of "GOP-philia"
Jul 4 2004
Rev. Sun Myung Moon Named Bush Cabinet Messiah
Jul 1 2004
Dick Cheney Invites PBS Viewers to His Neighborhood
Jun 28 2004
Rumsfeld Enrolls Edwards, Gephardt, Dean in Summer Ghost Camp
Jun 21 2004
Reagan an Early Gold Medal Favorite for the 2004 Cadaver Games
Jun 20 2004
Paris and Nicole Do Crawford - Texas, That Is
Jun 19 2004
And Now, a Public Service Announcement from George Bush's Left Ear Cartilage
Jun 17 2004
DeadBrain Time Machine Reveals Blame Placement in 9/11 Commission Report
Jun 14 2004
Fox News Channel Suffers Psychotic Break
Jun 12 2004
Intelligence Failures Mar Bush's Eulogy at Reagan Funeral
Jun 12 2004
Laura Bush Succumbs to Kim Jong Il's Weapons of Lust
Jun 8 2004
Reagan's Death Timed to Draw Attention from Bush's Disastrous D-Day Speech
Jun 6 2004
Bush Terrifies Aussie Opposition
Jun 5 2004
Bush Genuflects, Becomes Catholic
Jun 5 2004
Oil Prices to Drop After Khobar Attack
June 3 2004
New Iraqi Prime Minister Says to Bush: "Disarm or We'll Disarm You"
Jun 2 2004
DeadBrain Time Machine Reveals Surprise Winner of Democratic Nomination
May 31 2004
Kerry Interrogated, Admits He's French
May 27 2004
Grim Reaper Honors Bush with Golden Scythe
May 23 2004
New Book Lables Bush "Phony Christian"
May 20 2004
Exposed: 'Area 52' and Ancient Grecian Influence on US War Planning - Part 2
May 16 2004
Exclusive: In Midst of Turmoil, Ariel Sharon Finally Selects Diet Plan
May 10 2004
Videos Allegedly Catch Cheney, Scalia Torturing Underage Ducks
May 5 2004
FCC Now Banning Wizard of Oz Under Almighty Influence
Apr 29 2004
Head of US Armed Forces Unveils New Salute
Apr 27 2004
And Now, a PSA from the Automobile Manufacturers of America
Apr 21 2004
Secret US Court Lifts Gag Order on DeadBrain, Saddam's Diaries
Apr 20 2004
Bush, Blair Compare Dental Records, Virile Members
Apr 19 2004
DeadBrain's Top Ten Satire Headlines for President Bush's Press Conference
Apr 14 2004
All Quiet on Mideastern Front, So Bush Extends Vacation
Apr 13 2004
More Pentagon-Mandated Positive Spin from the War in Iraq
Apr 12 2004
A Special Easter Appeal from President George W. Bush
Apr 10 2004
Donald Trump to Condoleezza Rice: "You're Fired!"
Apr 9 2004
Escaped Robot Wreaks Havoc on Bush Campaign Trail
Apr 8 2004
Nancy to Laura: "Get a Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Good Astrologer"
Apr 5 2004
Bush Finally Flips, Satirizes Self on National TV
Apr 1 2004
FCC Fines Itself for Indecent Indecency Policy
Mar 25 2004
Gay Marriage Compromise Reached: Lesbians Yes, Gay Men No
Mar 18 2004
Liberal Special Interest Group Defines List of Appropriate GOP Commercial Topics
Mar 16 2004
Bush, Kerry Threaten Each Other with Secret Society Initiation Videotapes
Mar 11 2004
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