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Satire about Michael JacksonThe King of Pop has his own sordid reign on DeadBrain with these Thriller-ing, Bad-ass, Dangerously entertaining, and wildly Invincible articles:
American Psychiatrists Endorse Cruise Suicide
Jul 10 2005KKK Killen Wants to Serve Time in All-White Prison
Jul 2 2005As Animals Flee Michael Jackson, Freaks Converge on a Neverland in Transition
Jun 24 2005Hussein is California Dreamin'
Jun 18 2005Ted Turner Elaborates on CNN's Many Perversions
Jun 11 2005Michael Jackson Plans Post-Acquittal Uprising Against California
Jun 6 2005DeadBrain Time Machine: Vegas Man Hits Demi/Bush/Britney Trifecta
May 28 2005Tito Jackson Arrested in Bid to Improve Brother Michael's Public Image
May 10 2005'Joey Rats' Named New Pope - More World Reactions
Apr 27 2005"Pope-A-Looza 2005" Tour to Hit the Worldwide Road
Apr 9 2005Hogzilla's Widow Just Wants Some Peace
Mar 26 2005Bin Laden Discounts Russell Crowe's Value, Highlights Others
Mar 10 2005Domineering Diva Devises Devilish Do-Re-Mi Design
Mar 9 2005Extending a Middle Finger, Not a Hand
Mar 8 2005A Denial of Child Abuse and Surprise Support at the Jackson Trial
Mar 7 2005Double Vision and Condemnation at Jackson Trial
Feb 28 2005Justifying Jackson Jurors a Jolting Job
Feb 17 2005American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 3 = An Elite Selection of Juicy, Lewd, and Sordid Details)
Feb 14 2005American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 2 = The Quick-Spit Facts)
Feb 7 2005American Midol: Jacko, Porno, Court-o, Uh-Oh! (A Michael Jackson Primer, Part 1 = Before the Neverland Sting)
Feb 1 2005Revealed: Michael Jackson's Upcoming "Tattle Tale" Defense
Jan 4 2005Sir Elton John Sulks Following Arafat Funeral Snub
Nov 12 2004Senator John Warner - Caught Between Liz Taylor and Sun Myung Moon
Jul 26 2004Liz Taylor Making Last-Ditch Efforts to Keep Nazi Painting
Jul 6 2004Babs to Justin: "I'm Wearing a Loose Sarong and No Panties at the Grammys"
Feb 7 2004Britney-Jacko to One-Up Justin-Janet Stunt by "Accidentally" Fornicating on Live TV
Feb 3 2004Janet and Justin's Top Ten Excuses for Super Bowl Sunday's "Peek-a-Boobie"
Feb 3 2004Michael Jackson Says, "That 'Croc Hunter' Makes Me Look Like a Saint!"
Jan 5 2004Michael Jackson's Chimp Attempts Suicide
Dec 21 2003Michael Jackson Revealed as Bastard Son of Strom Thurmond
Dec 20 2003Bush Announces Lunar Probe, but Claims "It's Not About Green Cheese!"
Dec 15 2003Revealed: Why It Took 70 Cops to Search Jacko's Ranch
Nov 27 2003