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Jose Canseco Plans Comeback
Aug 30 2006With a little help from his 'roids - for real this time.
Proactiv Announces New Spokes-Fat-Roll
May 24 2006Sorry, you'll have to click through to learn who's fat roll it is.
NFL, NBA, MLB to Ratify "No Guarantee Rule"
May 17 2006Most athletes can't read, much less predict the future.
Steroid Abuse and Online Poker - Partners at Last
Apr 17 2006Is that the ace of spades or a syringe?
Barry Bonds Gets Support From Foul-Mouthed Cyst Growing on Hand
Mar 21 2006We're pretty sure Bonds is quoting it directly to reporters.
High School Basketball Team Inspired by Movie
Mar 14 2006Bunch of sophomores around here. Get it? Come back here after you're done and you will.
Mercy: Baseball Adopts New Rule for the Have-Nots
Feb 23 2006Next up: euthanasia for perennial sub-500 team owners.
Tennessee Football Email Calms Some Fans, Boggles the Minds of Others
Dec 9 2005Resorting to "magic" probably wasn't fair.
Baseball Commissioner Tests Positive for Steroids
Nov 15 2005It's never the guys you expect. Except when it is.
Bush Swindles Nagin to Save Fantasy Football Season
Sep 29 2005That Bush, he's a savvy baller.
Kansas News: College vs. Pros in Fight to the Finish
Sep 8 2005Thomas Frank was right - something's really frickin' wrong with Kansas.
Pinocchio Palmeiro Makes Hypocrite Hall of Fame
Aug 4 2005Considering how the costumed characters get groped at Disney World, his Viagra endorsement should make life interesting.
Red Auerbach Is Second Coaching Legend Returning to NBA
Jun 21 2005Phil Jackson doesn't have a prayer.
Female Indy Driver Isn't What You Think
Jun 1 2005Is she just the bag of chips?
WNBA vs. Jail? Decisions, Decisions
May 10 2005That's a tough one.
Tiger Woods Says He's Retiring
Apr 18 2005But will he advocate euthanizing elderly golfers?
Kentucky and Duke to Have Their Own NCAA Championship Game
Apr 4 2005How would YOU tell a six-nine power forward that he's in denial?
Duke's Goal: All Blue Devils, All The Time
Mar 24 2005When their cheerleaders do that "domination" routine, they're not kidding. Not at all...
Alabama A&M: They're Everybody's Favorite NCAA Patsy
Mar 19 2005Crazy...crazy for feeling so lonely...
Baseball Bummer: No Steroid Subpoena for Kansas City Royals Players
Mar 16 2005Boy George was right - popularity breeds contempt.
NFL's Not the "No Fatso League"
Mar 3 2005Wouldn't a Morbidly Obese Football League be so freakin' awesome?
Spring Training: Baseball Hopes Mike Piazza Marriage Will End Controversy
Feb 12 2005NASCAR officials may make a similar move with Jeff Gordon if this works out.
DeadBrain Time Machine: Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction Streak Continues
Feb 5 2005It's true what they say about cold air on the ol' block and tackle.
Pats and Eagles to Boycott Super Bowl in Sympathy for National Hockey League
Feb 1 2005It's either the best bad news or the worst good news.
Patriots/Eagles Super Bowl Haiku Smacktalking Continues!
Jan 25 2005And give us your own 5-7-5!
Can Heartbroken Eagle Terrell Owens Ever Carry On?
Jan 15 2005He's no Leonardo, that's for darn sure.
Pitcher's Sexy Wife Lures Free Agents to the Mets
Jan 11 2005When you're in love with a beautiful woman...you watch your teammates.
Whew! America Saved from Mickey Rooney's Bare Buns
Jan 8 2005It's no tsunami, but - yuck! *SHUDDER*
To Juice or Not to Juice - That Is the Question for Major League Baseball
Jan 3 2005We don't see what OJ Simpson has to do with any of this.
Baseball to Ban Flaxseed Oil, Transactions with Hookers
Dec 10 2004Now that's what we call a crackdown!
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