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SportLast 30 stories:Jose Canseco Plans Comeback Aug 30 2006
With a little help from his 'roids - for real this time.Proactiv Announces New Spokes-Fat-Roll May 24 2006
Sorry, you'll have to click through to learn who's fat roll it is.NFL, NBA, MLB to Ratify "No Guarantee Rule" May 17 2006
Most athletes can't read, much less predict the future.Steroid Abuse and Online Poker - Partners at Last Apr 17 2006
Is that the ace of spades or a syringe?Barry Bonds Gets Support From Foul-Mouthed Cyst Growing on Hand Mar 21 2006
We're pretty sure Bonds is quoting it directly to reporters.High School Basketball Team Inspired by Movie Mar 14 2006
Bunch of sophomores around here. Get it? Come back here after you're done and you will.Mercy: Baseball Adopts New Rule for the Have-Nots Feb 23 2006
Next up: euthanasia for perennial sub-500 team owners.Tennessee Football Email Calms Some Fans, Boggles the Minds of Others Dec 9 2005
Resorting to "magic" probably wasn't fair.Baseball Commissioner Tests Positive for Steroids Nov 15 2005
It's never the guys you expect. Except when it is.Bush Swindles Nagin to Save Fantasy Football Season Sep 29 2005
That Bush, he's a savvy baller.Kansas News: College vs. Pros in Fight to the Finish Sep 8 2005
Thomas Frank was right - something's really frickin' wrong with Kansas.Pinocchio Palmeiro Makes Hypocrite Hall of Fame Aug 4 2005
Considering how the costumed characters get groped at Disney World, his Viagra endorsement should make life interesting.Red Auerbach Is Second Coaching Legend Returning to NBA Jun 21 2005
Phil Jackson doesn't have a prayer.Female Indy Driver Isn't What You Think Jun 1 2005
Is she just the bag of chips?WNBA vs. Jail? Decisions, Decisions May 10 2005
That's a tough one.Tiger Woods Says He's Retiring Apr 18 2005
But will he advocate euthanizing elderly golfers?Kentucky and Duke to Have Their Own NCAA Championship Game Apr 4 2005
How would YOU tell a six-nine power forward that he's in denial?Duke's Goal: All Blue Devils, All The Time Mar 24 2005
When their cheerleaders do that "domination" routine, they're not kidding. Not at all...Alabama A&M: They're Everybody's Favorite NCAA Patsy Mar 19 2005
Crazy...crazy for feeling so lonely...Baseball Bummer: No Steroid Subpoena for Kansas City Royals Players Mar 16 2005
Boy George was right - popularity breeds contempt.NFL's Not the "No Fatso League" Mar 3 2005
Wouldn't a Morbidly Obese Football League be so freakin' awesome?Spring Training: Baseball Hopes Mike Piazza Marriage Will End Controversy Feb 12 2005
NASCAR officials may make a similar move with Jeff Gordon if this works out.DeadBrain Time Machine: Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction Streak Continues Feb 5 2005
It's true what they say about cold air on the ol' block and tackle.Pats and Eagles to Boycott Super Bowl in Sympathy for National Hockey League Feb 1 2005
It's either the best bad news or the worst good news.Patriots/Eagles Super Bowl Haiku Smacktalking Continues! Jan 25 2005
And give us your own 5-7-5!Can Heartbroken Eagle Terrell Owens Ever Carry On? Jan 15 2005
He's no Leonardo, that's for darn sure.Pitcher's Sexy Wife Lures Free Agents to the Mets Jan 11 2005
When you're in love with a beautiful woman...you watch your teammates.Whew! America Saved from Mickey Rooney's Bare Buns Jan 8 2005
It's no tsunami, but - yuck! *SHUDDER*To Juice or Not to Juice - That Is the Question for Major League Baseball Jan 3 2005
We don't see what OJ Simpson has to do with any of this.Baseball to Ban Flaxseed Oil, Transactions with Hookers Dec 10 2004
Now that's what we call a crackdown!View previous articles in our archive
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